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                                                        The Comical Truth of Life with a Jack-A-Bee

by Monica E. Smith

Look Out Marley. Here comes Bernie the Jack-a-bee, and she�s equipped with enough quirks to make even the most humorless person crack a smile! Just what is a Jack-a-bee? You�ll discover the answer to that and enjoy Bernie�s story�as told through numerous comical anecdotes plus over FIFTY color photographs. You�ll laugh at the antics of Bernie and her friends, Starsky, Jenny and Ebony and be touched by Bernie�s final fond farewell to one of them.

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The Comical Truth of Life with a Jack-A-Bee

By Monica E. Smith

 

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(Music Background,  "I Want a Dog", Copyright � 1995 Jack Will - All rights reserved.)

I want a dog.
I want a dog.

A dog I can play with, this is my one wish,
and that's why I want a dog.

I want a dog.
I want a dog.

A dog that will lick my face,
we'll run and laugh and chase,
and that's why I want a dog.

I'll teach him to do some tricks,
like sit and fetching sticks,
and that's why I want a dog.

I want a puppy,
one who will love me,
I want a puppy of my very very own.

I want a dog.
I want a dog.

A dog I can cuddle,
he won't be trouble,
and that's why I want a dog.

I want a puppy,
one who will love me,
I want a puppy of my very very own.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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