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                                                        The Comical Truth of Life with a Jack-A-Bee

by Monica E. Smith

Look Out Marley. Here comes Bernie the Jack-a-bee, and she’s equipped with enough quirks to make even the most humorless person crack a smile! Just what is a Jack-a-bee? You’ll discover the answer to that and enjoy Bernie’s story—as told through numerous comical anecdotes plus over FIFTY color photographs. You’ll laugh at the antics of Bernie and her friends, Starsky, Jenny and Ebony and be touched by Bernie’s final fond farewell to one of them.

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The Comical Truth of Life with a Jack-A-Bee

By Monica E. Smith

 

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(Music Background,  "I Want a Dog", Copyright © 1995 Jack Will - All rights reserved.)

I want a dog.
I want a dog.

A dog I can play with, this is my one wish,
and that's why I want a dog.

I want a dog.
I want a dog.

A dog that will lick my face,
we'll run and laugh and chase,
and that's why I want a dog.

I'll teach him to do some tricks,
like sit and fetching sticks,
and that's why I want a dog.

I want a puppy,
one who will love me,
I want a puppy of my very very own.

I want a dog.
I want a dog.

A dog I can cuddle,
he won't be trouble,
and that's why I want a dog.

I want a puppy,
one who will love me,
I want a puppy of my very very own.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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